Having a Bad Day?

[Droxor]

Ok these are frikin HALARIOUS true storys...my personal favorite is the last one...take a look and remember that no matter how bad your day is it doesn't compare...yes even your's Red that inspired our favorite quote...

> > >> In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
> > >> the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
> > >> regardless of their medical condition.
> > >>
> > >> This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
> > >> something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
> > >> the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
> > >> on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
> > >> investigate the cause of the incidents.
> > >>
> > >> The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
> > >> all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
> > >> ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
> > >> was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
> > >> books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
> > >>
> > >> Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
> > >> part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
> > >> the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
> > >> ***********************************************
> > >> Having a Bad Day????
> > >>
> > >> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
> > >> Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special
> > >> ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
> > >> being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause
> > >> from onlookers.
> > >>
> > >> A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
> > >> ************************************
> > >> Still think you are having a Bad Day????
> > >>
> > >> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
> > >> shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
> > >> kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric
> > >> kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
> > >> she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his
> > >> arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
> > >> listening to his Walkman.
> > >> ********************************************
> > >> STILL think you're having Bad Day????
> > >>
> > >> Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
> > >> sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
> > >> all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a
broken
> > >> fence, stampeding madly.
> > >>
> > >> The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
> > >> ***********************************
> > >> What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
> > >>
> > >> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
> > >> letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"
stamped on it.
> > >> Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits.
> > >>
> > >> There now, feeling better????

[Gunther]

I like the one about the guy listening to his walkman in the kitchen and the stampeding pigs.

[Rapidstrike]

LOL, that actually does make me feel better.

I WILL have my computer soon. The most recent problem being the heat sink isn't powerful enough to cool the cpu.

[TheLoneTerran]

Oh my god...those are great