Enforcer Quotes

[Droxor]

Hey gang, this forum topic will be dedicated specificly to the famous quotes or favorite quotes given by an Enforcer. The way this forum will work is if you wish to have a quote put on the list simply post a reply in the forum with the quote. From there it will be copy and pasted into the main topic and then your post will be deleted to keep it from stacking up. Thanks all and post away!


Redwarrior666 wrote:
Well I have been feeling really Hatefull latley, you see I work in the land of smiles, where everyone is so nice and smiley. The thing is when you turn your back from the plastickyness and smiles you get knifed in the back. It seems here latley I have been feeling really hatefull toward the world and work is not helping, thus in the land of smiles. I'm really good at smiling back and being so nice but in the back of my mind I'm thinking fuck U... you moronic crispy cream donut eating ,400 lb ,SUV driving , double chined in need of a stomach staple motherfucker... suck me. I hate you... your the bitch in the SUV that rides my ass on the way to work with your 10 kids that you shit out to make my life crowded and uncomforatable on this earth. I wonder do any of you guys ever feel this way or could I just be a demented fuck in need of an attitude adjustment?

Droxor wrote:
monkey is the biggest forum whore....he is such a forum whore he has to split it up into sub whores...he's more the forum pimp

At least we still got these (turns on a chainblade)-FloobieDoobie

(While commenting on another Stupid SOE Decision reguarding exp and vehicle passengers)
If I take a missile launcher out to the highway and nuke a bus, I get charged with all their murder ALL OF THEM, not for just killing the bus -Snowman

(We had been holding a Bio Lab Gen, and were doing a good job of it. After most of us had been cleard out, the order came ot that we needed to respawn to our gathering base. So, those of us left alive rushed outside to die. That rush consisted of me. Floobie had been dead in the door way, and decided to watch my last ditch effort. My DC, with 250 armor, againist 3 Libs, 4 or 5 Reavers, 2 Mossies,and about 6 Infantry.
I lasted a whole half of a second.)
"So, Heavy, MeatShield wasn't enough that time, eh?" -FloobieDoobie
*This is where the term "MeatShield" came from*

*DrMcguyver bails out of a vehicle*
Young Voice = "Where did Doctor go?"
Droxor = "Uh Oh, DiamondGirl must have just got home, you know what that means"
Oblivious DrMcguyver = "Don't you think we should wait for Rhonnin?"
Betasoldier = "I didn't know Mac was like that with his wife. . .waiting for Rhonnin"
Droxor = "I didn't know Mac and DiamondGirl were midgets"
BigBossMonkey = "Bow-Chica-Bow-Wow"

[Damaen]

I cant remember the exact quote, but i think it went something like: "Congratz on the promotion, Darkestgray." That was, well, brilliant, wasnt it?

*wonders if anyone knows wtf im talking about/gets it*

[BigBossMonkey]

I cant remember the exact quote, but i think it went something like: "Congratz on the promotion, Darkestgray." That was, well, brilliant, wasnt it?

*wonders if anyone knows wtf im talking about/gets it*

Not a clue, but I assume its before I joined the outfit.

Theres always the time beta got promoted to General...


"Does this mean we have to call him 'Sir' now?" - Me

[Izlude]

I do, those were the days.

[rhonnin]

I remember "the incident" with Darkestgay. I wonder what ever became of him.

[Izlude]

I remember him trying to sell his account on the forums since he thought he was so great, and everyone posting in his thread calling him a jackass and a piece of crap. He deleted his post and i never saw him again.

[Gunther]

I remember him trying to sell his account on the forums since he thought he was so great, and everyone posting in his thread calling him a jackass and a piece of crap. He deleted his post and i never saw him again.

That guy was a psycho and drama queen to the nth degree. He invited me to the Enforcers originally and called his small group of followers "The Family". when I read that, I thought this shit head was just a tad twisted.

I remember when he tried to sell his account and everyone posted shit about him. what a tard. I joined in August/03 and the Darkest hour was in September 03 I belive.

[Damaen]

I always called you guys "The family." why would no one drink the kool-aid?

[Deadeye06]

I cant remember the exact quote, but i think it went something like: "Congratz on the promotion, Darkestgray." That was, well, brilliant, wasnt it?

*wonders if anyone knows wtf im talking about/gets it*

I do. He was a dumbass, and that was before the "incident".

[BigBossMonkey]

I guess I missed alot of stuff before I joined.