Real newspaper ads

[TheLoneTerran]

Found these by accident. Gotta love the nudist colony...

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
>> >>
>> >> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
>> >> 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
>> >>
>> >> FREE PUPPIES:
>> >> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
>> dog.
>> >>
>> >> FREE PUPPIES:
>> >> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
>> >> Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall
>> fences in a single bound.
>> >>
>> >> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
>> >> Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
>> >> Better be a reward.
>> >>
>> >> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
>> >> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
>> >>
>> >> NORDIC TRACK:
>> >> $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
>> >>
>> >> GEORGIA PEACHES:
>> >> California grown - 89 cents lb.
>> >>
>> >> JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
>> >> Must sell washer and dryer $300.
>> >>
>> >> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
>> >> WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
>> >> Call Stephanie.
>> >>
>> >> AND THE BEST ONE . . .
>> >>
>> >> FOR SALE BY OWNER:
>> >> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
>> >> 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
>> >> $1,000 or best offer.
>> >> No longer needed, got married last month.
>> >> Wife knows everything.