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by **Droxor** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:31 pm

redwarrior666 wrote:a very cute girl was feeding me

Man that's a good sober story let alone a drunk one. . .I can't touch this one.

by **Gunther** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:13 pm

redwarrior666 wrote: Next I do remember waking up at my buddies house where a very cute girl was feeding me pieces of bread with mustard on them to get me to throw up because I was alcohol poisoned out of my mind.

Mustard on bread is supposed to make you vomit? What kind of crazy whacked out smack is that? When I have a hotdog, minus the actual hogdog, what do you have left? mustard and bread.

by **BigBossMonkey** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:37 pm

Gunther wrote:
redwarrior666 wrote: Next I do remember waking up at my buddies house where a very cute girl was feeding me pieces of bread with mustard on them to get me to throw up because I was alcohol poisoned out of my mind.

Mustard on bread is supposed to make you vomit? What kind of crazy whacked out smack is that? When I have a hotdog, minus the actual hogdog, what do you have left? mustard and bread.

Maybe she was just looking for an excuse to feed red? Bow-chica-bow-wow.

Couldn't resist :lol:

by **rhonnin** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:08 am

Yea small bits of bread wont make you sick, now inhaling a whole pizza, that will make you sick. I one time drank an entire 5th or crappy jose quervo tequilla on top of a 6 pack of beer and a few joints, my room mate at the time had been a manager of a dominos and so whipped up a couple pizzas for us to snack on, I inhaled one in a matter of minutes and shortly after was projectile vomiting pizza all over her bathroom. Not one of my more glorious moments. I have some much more humerous drinking stories from my biker days though.

by **Droxor** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:22 pm

Well I have a Pizza story!

In High School I was known as a huge eater, especially for my middle weight size. So on a Varsity Nationals trip (basketball) I got dared to eat an entire Large Papa Johns "The Works" pizza, and chug a 1 lt. of coke. Everything went fine until he last 2 slices. . .and the coke. Let's just say I did it!!! But later that night I had "liquid burps" comming from most exit pores in my body

Hope you all already ate before you read this one.

by **BigBossMonkey** » Fri May 12, 2006 8:48 pm

Jebus drox...

by **Droxor** » Sat May 13, 2006 1:14 am

Uh Ohs, Monkey hadn't eaten yet!

by **BigBossMonkey** » Sat May 13, 2006 10:10 am

Nah, I ate when I logged onto PS, and I posted that after I logged out of PS.

by **TheLoneTerran** » Sun May 14, 2006 6:35 pm

Dude, *she's* ugly!

by **Droxor** » Sun May 14, 2006 9:52 pm

Wow, a little late. . but okay we'll take it.

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