If a friendly bails out of their aircraft, it lands on top of me.
If I bail out of my aircraft, I always land in the path of a tank.
If a fleeing tank fires a last random round before disappearing behind a hill, it hits me.
If I appear in my AA Max suit, there's a squadron of tanks outside.
If I appear in my AV Max suit, the sky is filled with aircraft.
If an enemy fires into a crowd, I'm the one they hit.
If I'm first through the doorway I get TK'd from behind.
If I'm last through the doorway I get OS'd.
If there's only one remaing mine on the whole continent, I'll step on it.
The first two Phoenix missiles into a Max are always mine, never the third.
99.9% of the damage to an aircraft is done by me, the remaining 0.1% by somebody with an Amp.
It takes my Mossie 500 hits to kill an enemy.
It takes an enemy Mossie 3 hits to kill me.
still, when it all goes right, it's a wonderful game.... then it crashes
Someone named Cadire wrote this. I have to share his sentiments....
...when I'm able to log in.