The Strange Strategic Mission Winner

[betasoldier]

Nonesuch won this forum event with this funny message, it was hilarious.

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*Radio Static*

This Message Is for your eyes Only

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Dear NoneSuch , Outfit Leader Of Failures Inc. We Have an important task for you to complete
It has came to our attention of a Small TR task force on Esamir has taken several Bases and
Successfully taking land for the TR empire. We need you to respond to this Crime against
The Terran Republic Instantly , As TR we are not allowed to win , As TR we can not break our
Long Traditions of Failing . You being the best Failure We could imagine Have given you this
most important Task of Failage.

You must intercept this renegade TR Force before they make us look like a threat to be worth
concern , Before The rumor spreads amongst the NC and VS empires that the TR can hold their own.
With your unique Talents Spread Your failage Amongst them , We know you can do this Weve checked
your Records and Every battle you are at has suffered terrible defeat and the highest number of
Friendly Kills recorded in Terran History.
With you Fail Mobile AKA the raider , Take your highly Trained to Fail Outfit to Andvari And
Stop those TR Now before they cause anymore Damage, If you do not succeed you may doom your
empire to success and that is a fate worst than death .

Arm yourself and your men , Do not Tell another soul of this mission . The rest of the empire
Can not discover our Hidden agenda and if you do not follow our orders to the letter and do not
succeed at this mission we will have to execute you and your men and destroy all records of
your existence.

Remember Loyal Terran Soldier If you Succeed at this mission you've Disobeyed our Orders for you to
Fail and thus Failed your empire your punishment will be permanet death. Remember Our words and act
Wisley , Dont mess this up soldier .


Loyalty Untill Death !

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*Radio static*

[BigBossMonkey]

Wow, that's some failage.

Remind me to TK Nonesuch when I see him next.

[Kingg]

Those guys from failures inc. are pretty funny.

[HeavyArmsCustum]

I see nosu hasn't changed.