to the tune of Metallica's "Master of Puppets"
End of minesweep play, blue-screened away
I’m your source of disk-destruction
Handset filled with fear, wiping your disk clear
Causing all your blank partitions
[chorus:]
Ring me you will see
Help is all you need
Dedicated to
format /y you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Bastard
Reset your password
Obey your Bastard
Bastard
Bastard of muppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your files and smashing your screens
Retired by me, you can’t print a thing
Just call my name, `cause I’ll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard
Just call my name, `cause I’ll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard
[end chorus]
Bulk erase the way, never to betray
Email logs becoming clearer
Brain monopoly, pop-up misery
Disc platters make a real nice mirror
[chorus]
Bastard, Bastard, where’s the files that I’ve been after?
Bastard, Bastard, promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Notebook worth all that, sterilize your lap
There's a tape safe for a reason
Neverending maze, network hooked to mains
Now your data's out of season
[chorus]
[fade out with evil laughter].