BF 2 guide

[jakeyism]

Best guide i have seen so far.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

Edit for spelling

[Gunther]

A well placed land mine could tip the scales of electronic warfare in your favor, making you a digital hero to all your teammates afraid to move any direction at all.

This is a riot!

As many BF2 games have proven, the primary cause of death is by being killed.....sweep in like an angel of mercy and revive as many comrades as possible! It doesn't matter if there's absolutely no chance of anybody escaping the firefight alive once you awaken them to the land of the living

MOTO

....and the token 40-year old suspicious man with a wife and kids who plays solely to escape the harsh and bitter reality of his own failed life.

O_o does this guy have cameras in my house?

[Valkyrie]

This was amazing

Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

If you spot an enemy (or friendly) tank, and you lack any explosive devices to take it out, just crouch and shoot your pistol at it until the driver gives up and commits suicide. If you aim at its gas tank, it will instantly explode in a huge fireball, just like in that Michael Bay movie about the virgin clones who pilot flying motorcycles.

When driving a jeep at the fastest possible speed, you may notice a big red skull and crossbones icon appearing on the right of your screen. This means that a witch is chasing you and you've got to get out of there as soon as possible or else she'll throw her level 34 skeleton at you