Ok here I go...
I went to Illinois, therefore, it is absolutely impossible for me to be a fan of Michigan (anyone who goes to a Big Ten school other than Michigan will probably agree with this.) That said I will always root for the Big Ten team, Michigan excluded of course, and being a non-catholic, non-mic

from the midwest I can't stand ND either. Of course my dislike for UofM and ND has nothing to do with media hype it has to do with the smuggness that both the schools seem to have attached to them.
A further point of interest. I just moved to Lansing, Im debating becoming an MSU fan while Im here. I hate to be a fare weather fan but Illinois has been so disappointing the last few years. Anyway, I'm going to be making my way over to Detroit very soon Road, better keep your doors locked.