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Postby TheLoneTerran » Wed May 02, 2007 11:18 am

FloobieDoobie wrote:Waxing is still better than having jungle bush. I'm definitely not a fan of jungle bush, I like a landscaped bush.
The 70's porn is the worst, all the women had a carpet thick enough to wipe the mud off your boots. And they wore the tight pants that gave them muff bump from all the bush!


Lol, so you do like it if you could hop in and hide from your enemies?
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Postby betasoldier » Wed May 02, 2007 11:56 am

FloobieDoobie wrote:Waxing is still better than having jungle bush. I'm definitely not a fan of jungle bush, I like a landscaped bush.
The 70's porn is the worst, all the women had a carpet thick enough to wipe the mud off your boots. And they wore the tight pants that gave them muff bump from all the bush!


Come on Floobie, as long there's one tree and two rocks left we know your still happy.
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Postby Hallanole » Wed May 02, 2007 11:58 am

FloobieDoobie wrote:Waxing is still better than having jungle bush. I'm definitely not a fan of jungle bush, I like a landscaped bush.
The 70's porn is the worst, all the women had a carpet thick enough to wipe the mud off your boots. And they wore the tight pants that gave them muff bump from all the bush!



Um, how we leaped and bounded to this topic...sure.

The men aren't that much better. Not only are they untamed below, but they also have the enormous mustaches that is in direct competition with every other hairy body in the room.

We found an old vintage porn, I mean old, like we had a projector reel and a wall. The great part of finding someone else's trash and being an art student.

The best part, there was no sound. So my friend, I, and two guys watched a threesome of two omfg afro hairy creepy men on a (I still swear it was a tranny) woman. We provided the audio.
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Postby rhonnin » Wed May 02, 2007 12:24 pm

Kind of like a cheap porn house version of mst3k? That must have been entertaining.
Or was the "provided audio" just the incidental result of other activities besides watching?
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Postby Hallanole » Wed May 02, 2007 5:12 pm

Rhonnin wrote:Kind of like a cheap porn house version of mst3k? That must have been entertaining.
Or was the "provided audio" just the incidental result of other activities besides watching?


Well considering the two guys were gay....um. No.

What does mst3k mean?
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Postby Towelie » Thu May 03, 2007 3:56 pm

Don't forget to bring a towel!
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Postby BigBossMonkey » Thu May 03, 2007 4:18 pm

Hehe, I LOVE THAT SHOW.
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Postby Pilsner » Fri May 04, 2007 12:00 am

I think I peed my pants a little

And floobie you know you like retro 80s bush
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