The Joys of parenting.

[Gunther]

This morning I was sitting at the computer in the living room. My 2 year old daughter walked in from the Family room wearing nothing at all and said, “Daddy, Poopoo!”. Now this may seem like an extraordinary thing for a toddler to do, but I’ve kind of gotten used to it. She does it almost every day now.

I got up from my chair to collect her clothing and bring her upstairs to get dressed. I found her clothes in the middle of the floor in the family room and her diaper was on the floor between the coffee table and the couch. I picked up the diaper and inspected the interior. Much to my chagrin, I observed remnants of where a chunk of my daughter's finest poo had once rested. I wondered to myself, ‘Where is it now?’ That is when I caught sight of a large chunk of her shit sitting on the couch. I got some paper towels and picked it up ever so gingerly along with her diaper and clothing. While I was doing this, she hopped up on the couch to sit down. Naturally she had poo smeared all over her backside. So I grabbed her and headed upstairs for a bath.

[Damaen]

When i was a kid - and i know that im only 26 now so stfu old people! - i vividly remember a diaper made of some manner of towel and a row or 2 of duct tape around my waist to keep it tight. Not to my skin, thankfully, but ghetto non the less.

just saying.

[Gunther]

We don't use those type of diapers any more. We use Pampers with velcro-type fasteners. They are easy to disable for a 2 year old.

[Damaen]

they seem to be workign so well for you...

[Pilsner]

they seem to be workign so well for you...

Im gonna have to agree with Damaen on this one

[rhonnin]

Yea, I'm pretty certain she wouldn't have gotten off a diaper that was duct taped on.

[BigBossMonkey]

Duct Tape FTW!

[TheLoneTerran]

C'mon, duct tape fixes everything!

[Droxor]

I wore the cloth diapers as well. They were more affordable for us